I have this huge fear that when the pastor finally utters the words “you may now kiss the bride” i will lean in to kiss my almost husband and at that miniscule moment before our lips touch every single tiny memory of one direction and all things related will cross my mind
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ok as much as otps are great can we just take a moment to appreciate brotps because just think about it. you’re just saying “wow i really love their friendship and the fact that they are friends and i think those two folks being friends is just great”
I’m starting
to see
a pattern
here
The Hero and the Ginger
(Source: ghosthug, via londonessence)
| My Mom: | I think you should do your homework. |
| Me: | Well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think nah, better not. |
instead of saying “horny” why don’t people just say “sexcited”
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This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…
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