if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you
this just in: ryan nosdrinker hates the illiterate and the blind
What’s the difference between america and yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture
this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen
There’s no such thing as:
- Using too much conditioner
- putting on too much eyeliner
- wearing too much black
- being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
- liking a band “too much”
- falling for someone too fast/too hard.
just remember that ok
is 25 litres of eyeliner too much
friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres
this guy at my school put 20 dollars into the vending machine to buy cheetos and he got 380 nickels back a teacher had to take him to the office bc he was crying so hard